He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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