I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just had sex on a roof
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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