if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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