you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't think brook has ever known best
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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