he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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