Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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