I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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