i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
