im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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