why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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