I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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