i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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