Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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