doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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