How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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