whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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