Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Terrible idea I love it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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