She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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