You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im six kinds of drunk right now
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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