Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Randomize
