Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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