The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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