Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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