You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
how does that bad decision feel?
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