I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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