hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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