Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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