Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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