garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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