Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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