R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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