I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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