Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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