Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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