Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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