no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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