whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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