Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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