he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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