I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
