...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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