I feel like abortions should bother me more
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
