ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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