i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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