from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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