I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Someone shattered a urinal.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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