I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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