Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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