She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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