She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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