me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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