Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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