I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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