that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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