How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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